Sex and me...

Please be aware that this blog is totally X-Rated and it's thoroughly corrupted, and it's totally what i think about sex... LOL RANDOM!!!

Well, it's been ages since i last posted anything at all... What can i say.. I've been procrastinating about it and just pushing the dates further and further away...Till today.. When i actually pushed myself instead of time nor day for that matter, and posted something on my godforsaken BLOG, and guess what...tis' bout sex?!!!



Soo yeah.. Confession.. I've been longing to have a long hard passionate kissing sessions that would one way or another end up in SEX... Yeap :D Im a horny fucker..BITE ME BITCHES!!

I've got soo much to say.. Im sorry if i do hurt anyone's feelings :( But these are my words and my words alone.. Soo yeah.. The world will keep on revolving eventhough i have said my own piece..

Okay first and foremost...Sex is nothing..NOTHING like the ones that are portrayed in the PORNO flicks that you guys or girls in some situations are watching out there.. Well sometimes it will be one of those "Fuck me!! FUCK ME!! baby" sessions where both parties are in deep heat and they just want to release it... But im quite sure most people would prefer to have those.. Long, Hard, Toe Curling, Mind Blowing, Lengty, Passionate, Kiss Filled, Strokes Of Body, Sensual Patting sex session (You should soo see my expression right now LOL!!!)

Secondly.. I guess LESBIAN PORN is definately a turn on for most straight guys. But i have loads of lesbian friends, and my aunties in Wellington, they are lesbians too..But they never kiss (no NOT MAKING OUT), like those girls who are supposedly LESBIANS PORNO FLICKS. They don't have soo much of tounge flicking involved, although they do use more tounge action and fingering... LOL!!! Hey im being practical...

Third matter in this post.. Me and my fellow housemate went to amalgamated videos to get a vidoe out..Well i was tipsy for i finished a whole bottle of chardonney right before leaving to the video centre... Soo i went to the XRATED section in the video centre...We randomly picked a movie...to our UNHOLLY SIGHT!! we saw a chick..WITH A DICK!!! How randomly weird is that... Well i laughed my balls when i set my sight on those pair of melons and then SHE had A DICK!!! wtf...RANDOM!!

Okay...Now that i have totally released all the nonsense that i had to say... LOL... I REALLY NEED TO GET FUCKIE FUCKIE!!!!
LOL.. I love sex...BITE ME BITCHES!!!!